Size Doesn't Matter - Funny New Baby Card
Size Doesn't Matter - Funny New Baby Card
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When I was a kid, my friend’s mother told me that having a baby was like pooping a watermelon. I’m sure every mom can relate. (C104)
“Whoever said ‘size doesn’t matter’ never pushed an 8-pound baby out their hoo-ha. Congrats on the new little one!”
- Blank Inside
- 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2)
- Printed on 110 lb Uncoated Cover Stock
- Envelope Included
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Features
Features
- Blank Inside
- 4.25 x 5.5 inches
- 110 lb. Uncoated Paper
- Envelope Included
- Ships in 3-5 Business Days
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
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