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Honey Where are the Kids - Funny Anniversary Card

Honey Where are the Kids - Funny Anniversary Card

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Being a parent is exhausting, and finding time to celebrate your anniversary is tough. Why not laugh with an inappropriate comment about the kids, and spend some time alone together? (R104)

“Honey where are the kids?’ ‘Don’t worry, I gave them each an Ambien’. Happy Anniversary!"

  • Blank Inside
  • 4.25 x 5.5 inches (A2)
  • Printed on 110 lb Uncoated Cover Stock
  • Envelope Included

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Features

  • Blank Inside
  • 4.25 x 5.5 inches
  • 110 lb. Uncoated Paper
  • Envelope Included
  • Ships in 3-5 Business Days

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